Blueprints & Maps for Falling in Love Sober writingsforwinter:

Ideas for drinking games: take a shot every time you undress

hoping that sex this time around will be more than just sex,

that you’ll shed your skin, and molt, molt, molt again

until there are only bones left to love

and for once those bones don’t hurt.

Add another slice of lime to your tequila and an inch of salt

each time you remember you’re just a body

that the first time you bled it wasn’t for beauty

it wasn’t for the eggs

It was to prepare you for all the other one-night stands

when men would shove you against the headboards so hard

that everything turned red again and you came away soaking wet

You were just practicing crash landings in the bedroom

the first day your menstrual cycle started.

The only thing it taught you was how to hurt together

instead of hurt alone.

How to fall in love sober: don’t fall in love at all.

You step into apologies the way a bartender steps in to break apart a barfight-

you know someone’s going to come away bruised.

Ideas for drinking games that will actually make you quit drinking:

stand on a rooftop beneath the moon and take a swig

for every second you don’t want to jump.

Swallow half a beer for every time you’re surprised

when you get hurt during sex

How not to get hurt during sex:

pretend it’s love

Author:thehazelnutt

5am things...

P U M E Z A M K H O N Z  A 

Hello 2015....

Hey All


I know its been a young minute..and a lot has happened since my last post..last year has been crazy but you know im back now..lost my way a little bit getting too stuck into work but ive revived the inner fashionista in me and im hoping to maintain my current mind state for the rest of the year..

why the song flawless? because i feel soooo goooood..i know its a great cconfidence builder amongst young ladies so i share with you what makes  me feel good..with en exciting year ahead coming im hoping I'l have much to post .


Happy Sunday my angels
XOXo


P U M E Z A M K H O N Z A

TopShop Look Book ss13

East West Infusion

Tales of the Orient meet dreams of the West in a fashion union that’s defined by a silken opulence. Wear silk pyjamas in fiery shades of ombre ink, layered up with embellished bombers and cool-girl shrunken knits. But don’t forget the devil’s in the detail, as cut-out hems are set off with pool shoes, and stunted collars worn with outsized earrings

A to Z of Fashion ss13

Enjoy

Pumeza Mkhonza

xoxo

Mercedes Benz Fashion week 2013

I am proud to announce i will be showing at this event!!!! yay me!! lol..so vein..i know but im soooooooooooooooo stoked...hopefully il be able to take lots and lots of pics for yalls!!!


xoxo

Pumeza Mkhonza

FASHION at the J&B Met 2013

lovely suit!! omg this couple gets a 10/10 for style....ooh shem Ingathi kuyiwa esonthweni sase Sophia Town .but still i love!

You know Somizi...what else did u expect if not more??its not enough for him to put on a suit it must be THAT suit with THAT thing sticking out from THAT place and we still don't know what it is...some say fashion forward ..Hai..mina angaz..looking a bit backwards ey...Though u have to love him for always living up to our expectations! hi 5 Somi!

Au Gertjie!! It wouldn't be you hey without the Jimmy Neutron hairdo and the OTT Man bag and Bow..Yaz ke for someone who makes sometimes stunning dresses I don't' what happens  maaarn!...

Kgomotso Christopher...Sisi u did good.better safe than sorry ! Could have  been a bit more exciting with shoes and accessories but i guess we cant have it all.

Uyanda Mbuli...Love the look! a tad Red carpetish for the Met but great none the less..can never go wrong with Black and gold!Though Eish Black attracts the sun hope you used some sun screen! trust that shes on trend too hey with the Lace dress that's been spotted on american red carpets..

Donald.hai Buthi...iwaistcoat lena ibisiyaphi?? haaaiman shudve left it in the car hey...the all black thing was your safest bet.heres a tip for guys when you feel like u should add a lil spice to your outfit for a certain event ..DONT .its a real swagg killer.stay classic.you'll never go wrong.

Hlelo and Nthando Masina...But why Ladies??All draped and Cameltoeish..NO NO NO.u have lovely bodies don't do this to yourself especially because your so young..colour blocking is DEAD.Knitwear at the MET NO! and as a celebrity such lack of effort is dissapointing.

Minentle Dlamini.Love that u kept your hair simple so as to not distract from  your outfit...three snaps for u sisi..I'm still on the fence about it though..a bit show girlsy but I guess u can get away with it!great choice in color though!!tip: when your wide on the hip avoid adding any detailing in that area that will widen you.

erhm....No.

Zizo Beda .LOVE LOVE LOVE..not too much not too lil...just one lil thing i'd edit..those thingies hanging from your Bodice make it looks like your dress is breaking.Other than than three snaps for you for keeping it stylish comfortable and appropriate.

Ayanda Makhuzeni...Mawukhuzwe nyani...sequence in the day??? no Buthi..leave the evening wear for the evening!

these are the winners for most Elegantly dressed and its well deserved indeed.i love the classic minimalism and not to literal interpretation of the Theme...Made to fly is carried through in the feather detailing and the light flow  chiffon fabric . definitely a 10/10 from me!CONGRATULATIONS GUYS

Elana Afrika,...u confused us at the Queens Plate and now  u throw on a hat onto your daywear  and think u can fool us? ngeke sisi..its a great jumpsuit and u look stunning sisi..but lets not forget one needs to dress for the occasion .

Lungile Radu .Skhothane. Enough said.

LOL....ok Bonang we all know what the theme is..come now..no need to play sharades..love the look tho..cant go wrong with classic white a lil bit of drama...if this is your doing Gert then goodboy!

The Shoes?? Mara why? i get the whole comfort thing but jelly sandals?hai! 

Apart from the phuli qolo stance u look great gf..couldve done something with your hair but ke..lets not kill the budget I suppose...

Jack Mabaso ..LOL hai ! this suit is a tad too costumey hey...please guys lets not get too carried away trieng to modernise a classic..if your an old man its ok to just put on a classic suit after all..Shes a great enough accessory to up date the look

Jen Sui-doesn't it make u think of those school concert photographs where you pose for your mom in costume?

ahhh..Siki Msuseni of All things Intriguing.i can spot this lady from a mile away.. always rocking vintage.gotta love her dedication to the vintage fashion..

Vintage YSL three snaps for u lady who ever you are ! thats one vintage fashion find i wud probably stab somoene for...just sayin

LOLest..yuh hai didnt know Kanye Wests wana be home boy was going to the MET..worse in yourDIY swagg..Yeezy would just noooooooooooooot be pleased and on behalf of him I SMH hard!!

covered up in just all the right places..qha the bed sheet like effect..was that the plan B?

STUNNING BELT..but that's about it..you see its these people that have statement pieces and just throw on anything else with them relying on it to make you look amazing.NO NO NO.. don't be lazy maaarn find a dress not a beach caftan .ubekule way!

Some nerds don't need glasses I guess...

If you get home later and your moms wooly Carpet is gone..you must know theres someone out there who threw it on  their shoulders over their Body shaper  their before they stepped out to go to the Met...

I'm not even sure hey..i guess its one of those i thought i had this on lock down but when I got to the met I realized what the standards where but acted like i was OK outfits..

Geuss someone recognized their carpet now you're sighted fleeing the scene

You know usually I would have beef with a man in a blouse..but not this man shame..somehow it doesn't come off as harsh and just down right wrong...i can let this go..well executed darling.

WHY? why eh?Chomi lets wear our lace dresses sana and ke we will kill them all at the Met..ewe neh peto.ERHM.....NO...dont let your freinds talk you into fashion scucide..sometimes you dont have to be a tag team.

Designer: So Jeani what would you like me to make you for the met..Jeani D: Erhmm i dunno hey just like make it sparkly with feathers ..i like sparkly things and i like feathers so yeah..

lol...Chineese skhotane... that's probably a great white suit on its own but you know when people talk met they tend to go a bit outrageous...take all the unnecessary off and keep it simple!

I guess she managed to attract someone in that dress...someone with very big shoes lol...where they on sale? and your size wasnt there but you just had to have them hey? i know the feeling..i forgive you though because the rest of you outfit is great(minus the necklace)

looking pretty chuffed there probably thinking:" I Love gold.so much so that ill wear it everywhere on my body...even cut the cirulation in my arms because i absolutely must look fabulouse darling......"Suprized you didnt bedazzle your suite dude.haiman..take off these silly things.

"If sarah Jessica parker can get married with a bird on her head then so can i..."erhm...no....you cant especcially ause your lil birdy is not Vivienne Westwood. DIY headgear..a big NO NO

Did u borrow that from Khanye wests run away vedio Jeani?

furry bow tie? what??lol...u got something on your chin guy..LOL..forgot to shave? how about i call the SPCA on your ass..lol

Oh Dear...did u skin a brown  bear?u know you shouldn't be messing with endangered species....Winnie the Pooh is looking for his pants..lol..shem u look a bit like Pooh now that u think of it.and your friend..hai! some where there's an italian restaurant without its table cloth..love yourselves people..please don't this to yourself man!

Lol..South Africas very own Mary Kate and Ashley Olson...

and the Facial net? where you scared there was going to be Mosquitos at the Met dear?

Great dress dear.absolute 7/10...but like did u have to weed your moms garden on the way out?no need for the OTT headgear...doesnt do justice to your dress

oh dear ..you where at some artsy farsty gig  and then like your mate came through in his beetle and told you you're headed to the Met

id also laugh ey,,those pants are quite funny..

lol when someone looks at you like that u must know your outfit is just....noot ooooon!!

Matchy Matchy.safe but cute..except brotherman white loafers are juuuuuuuuuuuuuust not cool

Thembi Seethe...all that Candy Floss ..hau then you thought you'd just throw in that yellow belt just nje? no man sisi. Made to fly! not Like a cloud.get the theme right please.

I forgive u Khanyi. I mean its understandable after you broke up with Mandla there just wasn't enough money to buy the fabric for the rest of the dress.its OK . that's as far as you could go and we will judge the outfit based on that.Now that said...Looking a bit more like a Vegas dancer than "Made to Fly"..? i dunno maybe its me..

This outfit is just Awkward..to make it worse is that a Clutch Bag i see u holding underneath that arm?.....heh.. metro sexual my ass!

There's something about those pants and shoes that just don't fit right with me.its like the top oft he out fit is a yay and the bottom is a nay..I guess its probably a case of having new shoes and feeling obligated to fostela them into your outfit...oh shem man

I believe i can flyyyyyyyyyy i believe i can touch the skyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i think about it every night and day spread my wings and fly awayyyy...i also believe u can do something to help grow back your Njibaba sisi. receding hairline is not ayoba.

Is the paparazi paparazing the paparazi? lol...well done my man!good boy!

This Man is Obviously Shangaan,

looking smashing guys! i suppose ukurape-a izcathulo is the in thing ?lol part from that ..well executed my darlings.i do pray you have gfs though..the matching outfits are rather suspect..nohomo


Pumeza Mkhonza
xoxo